February 2012
14 posts
1 tag
Lesson
Today a young hipster couple got in such a bad fight 20 minutes in to the their Valentine’s Day dinner that they couldn’t eat and had to leave. We all agreed the moral of the story was, “Don’t try and have a nice dinner when you don’t actually like each other. Go home, dummies.”
1 tag
The New York Times Issues a Correction re: The... →
January 2012
16 posts
I have a real love-hate thing going on with Disney. It’s a slippery...
– Ryan Gosling (via lowindustrial)
Something about love →
“…….movies and television have conditioned them [women] to believe relationships are a whimsical, fancy-free time filled with Adele songs and sex with your bra still on. When in reality, they’re a goddamn prison of emotions where sometimes Johnny Depp does heroin and agrees to looking like Michael Jackson or Gerard Way or whatever the hell’s giving Tim Burton an erection these...
Art.
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
2 tags
Winter Times
This morning I awoke at 6:43 am to a steady crunching noise which I thought was the sound of my upstairs neighbors’ mattress as they bumped uglies, but turned out it was someone scraping the snow and ice off their windshield. Which made more sense. Winter!!
Kickstarter - Super Mini Universe: A Year Long Art... →
November 2011
6 posts
Raising Arizona... ? →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Heavy Cream (23)
Sufjan Stevens (6)
Miles Davis (6)
少年ナイフ (5)
Teenage Moods (4)
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Customer: I was hoping you could help me out with something.
Me: Sure!
C: I really want to order a sushi roll.
Me:…. yes. We have… many.
C: Yes, I was hoping to order a roll that was not wrapped in spinach.
Me: … Yes? Um…
C: What I really want is a roll wrapped in seaweed. Not spinach. If you can do that.
Me: Well, most of our rolls are actually wrapped in...
Motto by JAM →
I have regrets about not dressing up as the singer from Judy and Mary for Halloween.
October 2011
19 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Mick Ronson (4)
They Might Be Giants (4)
Electric Light Orchestra (1)
Metallica (1)
The Brand New Heavies (1)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
The Smiths (21)
THE BLUE HEARTS (17)
Beausoleil (13)
Ghostface Killah (13)
Smokey Robinson and The Miracles (11)
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